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Go Kiss My Asp-Ex
01:58
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I bought an asp scout somewhere off the rim right by a system called Lave,
Have you heard about it?
I met a hot chick she asked me if I'd be her Imperial slave,
Cause I'm not claustrophobic,
She took me down to her flight deck I asked if she had more than one chair
Uh-huh...do you do multi-crew?
I showed her my ship she said it was a shit ship......
What was I supposed to say...
Now she's my Asp Ex,
Go kiss my Asp Ex,
I bought an Asp Scout oh just to take you out,
You said I wasn't the explorer you were looking for...looking for,
I bought a keelback, thought I might win her back,
She didn't answer my calls,
Got me Cobra the mark 4 rover,
She wouldnt get in the back seat hold me closer,
I bought a Dropship she said to eat shit,
This girl is pushing me too far,
So got an Asp Ex no rebuy but she read the text,
Some noob drove into me,
The station fired,
I screamed so hard,
Now she's my Asp Ex,
Go kiss my Asp Ex,
I bought an Asp Ex I thought it'd guarantee me sex,
Now its floating in pieces on the flight deck,
Now she's my Asp Ex,
Go kiss my Asp Ex,
I bought an Asp Scout oh just to take you out
You said I wasn't the explorer you were looking for...looking for
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A Mile Wide an Inch Deep
04:33
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Holly was a trader on a rare good routes
But Tommy was pirate looking for some hoots
And all of that resulted in some jettisoned loot
But a smuggler NPC done scooped it up
Well Harry was a troll and had a real good time
Interdicting people and committing crime
But Skelly hunted bounties
And he took off Harry panties and inserted all his missiles in his butt
Because space is dangerous
Galnet hasd enabled us
To all become elite and engineered
The grind has taken us
Salt is oh so cancerous
Won't the thargoids take me out of here
Well Dirk was on a rescue its a fuel rat thing
And Deathship was a miner cause he likes it boring
But they do what others can't
Because they watched Obsidian Ant
But what do they both think of Powerplay
Well Winters is a pussy and Hudson is prick
Denton's fucking goats with old L'auvignys dick
Mahon's kind of chubby
And Aisling kinda hot
The Asian guys alright but the two are not
Because space is dangerous
Galnet has enabled us to all become elite and engineered
The grind has taken us
The salt is oh so cancerous
Won't the thargoids take me out of here
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Space Taxi (the hauler)
02:27
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Rare Brew Trading
02:19
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